a pretty face can have an evil mind

where’s wall-e is amazing

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:21:42 -0400

where’s wall-e is amazing

my arm is on fire and i want to die

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:15:00 -0400

my arm is on fire and i want to die

imwithkanye: 21 Teen Soaps To Stream This Summer* |...

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:34:51 -0400

imwithkanye:

21 Teen Soaps To Stream This Summer* | BuzzFeed

*plus a convenient viewing guide to help plan your TV marathon of choice.

sadly i watched my so called life in 3 days

i can’t be the only person who loved this version of...

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:30:03 -0400

i can’t be the only person who loved this version of mercutio

just printed out 20 resumes. let the job hunt begin.

Tue, 22 May 2012 08:27:54 -0400

Photo

Tue, 22 May 2012 07:58:55 -0400

looking at recipes and making myself hungry :(

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:38:33 -0400

looking at recipes and making myself hungry :(

keltickrosberg replied to your post: why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to… ughhhh...

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:30:41 -0400

keltickrosberg replied to your post: why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to…

ughhhh tell me about it. i’m almost at the point where i’m going to swallow my pride and go to CB, just to make some extra cash

ha yeah i will never ever go back there. it’s not an issue of pride as much as i hate everyone there (servers though, not you obv) will totally die of starvation before i ever go back. good thing i live at home.

i made spinach and rice in a creamy pesto sauce for lunch

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:04:30 -0400

get on my level

mollololololol replied to your post: finding a job is hard and stupid :( where have you...

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:58:41 -0400

mollololololol replied to your post: finding a job is hard and stupid

:( where have you applied?

haha no where yet. i’ve just been trying to find places that are actually hiring first

why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to simple things like calling my old editor and asking...

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:57:23 -0400

why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to simple things like calling my old editor and asking to do some freelancing.

thankfully she sounded excited to hear from me and said she would talk to her boss :)

finding a job is hard and stupid

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:53:11 -0400

i wish i could make coffee all summer, but there are no barnes and noble stores close enough :(

my mom just said “this is the last summer you’re going to be living here” like it...

Mon, 21 May 2012 09:48:55 -0400

my mom just said “this is the last summer you’re going to be living here” like it was a threat. no one understands how badly i want to leave this place.

and i just organized her coupon book to be nice and she’s mad at me because i’m telling her how to do stuff when i can’t even handle my own life.

get me out of here.

i'm going to the phillies/red sox game today!

Sun, 20 May 2012 08:25:22 -0400

and i’m going to gorge myself on a thousand mini cheese steaks in the private gulf box. plus open bar.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:03:39 -0400

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

i just slaved over what will hopefully be the world's best potato salad

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:44:40 -0400

braiker: well played flavorpill: Yes. haha nice

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:15:08 -0400

braiker:

well played

flavorpill:

Yes.

haha nice

james-andrews: expertcosmotips: actual idea from cosmopolitan...

Wed, 16 May 2012 16:45:39 -0400

james-andrews:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

Cosmo is the dumbest fucking thing ever.

file under: ways to get a yeast infection

i want to stop being sick so i can enjoy my summer go job hunting

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:37:23 -0400

i want to stop being sick so i can ~~enjoy my summer~~ go job hunting

EXACTLY

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:27:51 -0400

floatingcheerio replied to your photo: in my sick delirium i decided to watch heroes…

Heroes only had one season though.