February 2012
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Feb 26th
Feb 25th
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sorry that my car being broken is a real...
managers are so insufferable
Feb 24th
mollololololol replied to your photoset: i really need a new bag for spring and preferably… I like the last two. Probably the second one most. heyveronica replied to your photoset: i really need a new bag for spring and preferably… ooo that striped one! i like the second one the best, but it doesn’t have a shoulder strap and i feel like i wouldn’t like it. leaning...
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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"What? It would be rude not to eat her pie, which...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Man walks into Denny's... Claims he is the new... →
“A man who claimed to be the new manager of a Denny’s restaurant in Wisconsin and then cooked himself a cheeseburger and fries is facing charges.” perfect crime for kemi and amanda he was wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase omg
Feb 24th
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"corporate check fraud must be a really big...
while staring at the pattern on the back of my barnes and noble check i recognized the pattern of alternating triangles in the background (it secretly spells void) good thing i’m not a criminal genius
Feb 24th
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when your room has reached a "kemi and amanda...
that and there might be a gas leak
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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popsnacking replied to your post: so my car broke down again did you find it under the hood? yes. it was under the hood. 
Feb 23rd
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so my car broke down again
and i’ll save everyone the dumb boring details about the lights and the gas pedal. but, the weirdest part of this whole ordeal is that i found a wrench under the hood of my car. a little socket wrench just in my car. WHO LEFT A WRENCH IN MY CAR?
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“When I first read it, the first person that I thought of was Guy Fieri from the...”
– Melissa McCarthy on her inspiration for her Bridesmaids role This is amazing (via natface)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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nervousrex replied to your post: i hate dr. samadar. i wanted an appointment with… lol maybe you are a hypochrondriac :(((((((
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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i hate dr. samadar. i wanted an appointment with dr. kolpan but his appointments are full. dr. samadar thinks i’m a hypochondriac, but that’s a tough judgement for someone who actually is sick all the time. (go fuck yourself dr. samadar. see you on monday)
Feb 22nd
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Trademarks Take On New Importance in Internet Era →
Interesting article on how search engine optimization affects businesses. via the new york times
Feb 22nd
Catholic hospitals with money to spend are buying... →
via the new york times
Feb 22nd
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another drink we invented at work is the salted...
basically just order the salted caramel mocha with white mocha instead but if you’re looking to save on cash and want more caffeine get a venti iced coffee with toffee nut syrup, white mocha, and a shot of espresso.  (also get the vanilla bean frappe with gingerbread)
Feb 22nd
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heyveronica: duhsville replied to your photo: Drinking GTL (Taken with instagram) ugh i hate that i will forever know all of the starbucks abbreviations. did you get it with cl syrup or is there an x through the cl? (shoot me) green tea lemonade hahah pro tip. instead of getting a shaken tazo tea blended with lemonade, try getting the tea sweetened with coconut syrup.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“i can’t afford lube, i just use my tears” i really hate this show so much
Feb 21st
"pay up" "not yet" is the best joke himym has done...
Feb 21st
and lily is right
go home ted
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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There's a lot riding on this episode of How I Met...
asobbrokeup: Let’s see how they handle this new Ted/Robin development a letter to ted mosby dear ted, if you fuck this up you will ruin this show. ps: you’re not the main character ♥
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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After a week of cuddling, homework help, and...
the onion is superb
Feb 20th
after waking up and throwing up and going to work i have now spent basically my whole day in bed and in my pjs. too bad i have stuff to do.
Feb 20th
i diet so well until i start drinking
mmm bagel
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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i think my work should have a casual day
so yeah i already wear yoga pants, but i’d like to complete the look with one of my pj tops  (i just wanna stay in bed all day)
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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i was really happy to go out after work and grab a...
my face is still warm from the shot of honey whiskey (mostly i just go to school and work so it’s nice to get out… ugh i’m the lamest)
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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