May 2012
105 posts
May 23rd
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my arm is on fire and i want to die
May 23rd
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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just printed out 20 resumes. let the job hunt...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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looking at recipes and making myself hungry :(
May 21st
keltickrosberg replied to your post: why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to… ughhhh tell me about it. i’m almost at the point where i’m going to swallow my pride and go to CB, just to make some extra cash ha yeah i will never ever go back there. it’s not an issue of pride as much as i hate everyone there (servers though, not you obv) will totally die of starvation before i...
May 21st
i made spinach and rice in a creamy pesto sauce...
get on my level
May 21st
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mollololololol replied to your post: finding a job is hard and stupid :( where have you applied? haha no where yet. i’ve  just been trying to find places that are actually hiring first
May 21st
why am i such a nervous wreck when it comes to simple things like calling my old editor and asking to do some freelancing.  thankfully she sounded excited to hear from me and said she would talk to her boss :)
May 21st
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finding a job is hard and stupid
i wish i could make coffee all summer, but there are no barnes and noble stores close enough :(
May 21st
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my mom just said “this is the last summer you’re going to be living here” like it was a threat. no one understands how badly i want to leave this place. and i just organized her coupon book to be nice and she’s mad at me because i’m telling her how to do stuff when i can’t even handle my own life. get me out of here.
May 21st
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i'm going to the phillies/red sox game today!
and i’m going to gorge myself on a thousand mini cheese steaks in the private gulf box. plus open bar.
May 20th
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 19th
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i just slaved over what will hopefully be the...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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i want to stop being sick so i can enjoy my summer go job hunting
May 16th
EXACTLY
floatingcheerio replied to your photo: in my sick delirium i decided to watch heroes… Heroes only had one season though.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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i didn't even get to make a post about the 250th...
i didn’t even get to celebrate
May 15th
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i fell asleep around 6 today feeling like poo again only to wake up just now with my voice gone and my throat feeling like it’s filled with glass because no one came in my room and closed my window. when will this end because i am so done.
May 15th
May 14th
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there are so many .gifs of betty shooting the whip...
May 14th
May 14th
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May 14th
felt better all day, then threw up as soon as mad men was over. not cool. i have to make up my final tomorrow morning :/
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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i hope i never have to deal with custody issues. just hearing about my sister’s problems makes me never want to involve any many in my birth giving process. 
May 13th
i don’t want to be here. 
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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my professor should be checking her email on...
i can barely move. how am i supposed to do math?
May 12th
May 12th
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just woke up from my post hospital nap
they were pretty sure i had some sort of virus, but in reality i felt like this was happening
May 12th
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May 11th
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studying for this final is breaking my back
i feel like my posture is dying
May 11th
May 11th
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my dad just sent me a pic from his seat tonight at...
just in the first row to the left of home plate no big deal i wish i worked for a company that schmoozes dealers with baseball games and hot dogs (dealers makes it sound strange. he works for gulf oil so they have to keep gas station owners happy)
May 11th
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they changed that horrible blubbering women...
good job verizon yay i found an article talking about it on buzzfeed
May 11th
literally crying about chang trying to recreate...
May 11th
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[[MORE]]in journalism you win some and you lose some. apparently people don’t understand that if you’re volunteering to be interviewed, i’m going to use your last name. yeesh. it’s seriously an article on my class blog that you can’t even google search. c’mon.
May 10th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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apple banana orchard cat dance 8663
May 10th
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taking some theraflu
because it might help my allergies it might help my cramps it might help me sleep it’s all i have aside from vitamins
May 10th