February 2012
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sorry that my car being broken is a real...
managers are so insufferable
mollololololol replied to your photoset: i really need a new bag for spring and preferably…
I like the last two. Probably the second one most.
heyveronica replied to your photoset: i really need a new bag for spring and preferably…
ooo that striped one!
i like the second one the best, but it doesn’t have a shoulder strap and i feel like i wouldn’t like it.
leaning...
"What? It would be rude not to eat her pie, which...
Man walks into Denny's... Claims he is the new... →
“A man who claimed to be the new manager of a Denny’s restaurant in Wisconsin and then cooked himself a cheeseburger and fries is facing charges.”
perfect crime for kemi and amanda
he was wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase omg
"corporate check fraud must be a really big...
while staring at the pattern on the back of my barnes and noble check
i recognized the pattern of alternating triangles in the background (it secretly spells void)
good thing i’m not a criminal genius
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when your room has reached a "kemi and amanda...
that and there might be a gas leak
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popsnacking replied to your post: so my car broke down again
did you find it under the hood?
yes. it was under the hood.
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so my car broke down again
and i’ll save everyone the dumb boring details about the lights and the gas pedal.
but, the weirdest part of this whole ordeal is that i found a wrench under the hood of my car. a little socket wrench just in my car.
WHO LEFT A WRENCH IN MY CAR?
“When I first read it, the first person that I thought of was Guy Fieri from the...”
– Melissa McCarthy on her inspiration for her Bridesmaids role
This
is
amazing
(via natface)
alexa.com is my new favorite thing
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nervousrex replied to your post: i hate dr. samadar. i wanted an appointment with…
lol maybe you are a hypochrondriac
:(((((((
i hate dr. samadar. i wanted an appointment with dr. kolpan but his appointments are full.
dr. samadar thinks i’m a hypochondriac, but that’s a tough judgement for someone who actually is sick all the time.
(go fuck yourself dr. samadar. see you on monday)
Trademarks Take On New Importance in Internet Era →
Interesting article on how search engine optimization affects businesses.
via the new york times
Catholic hospitals with money to spend are buying... →
via the new york times
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another drink we invented at work is the salted...
basically just order the salted caramel mocha with white mocha instead
but if you’re looking to save on cash and want more caffeine get a venti iced coffee with toffee nut syrup, white mocha, and a shot of espresso.
(also get the vanilla bean frappe with gingerbread)
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heyveronica:
duhsville replied to your photo: Drinking GTL (Taken with instagram)
ugh i hate that i will forever know all of the starbucks abbreviations. did you get it with cl syrup or is there an x through the cl? (shoot me)
green tea lemonade hahah
pro tip. instead of getting a shaken tazo tea blended with lemonade, try getting the tea sweetened with coconut syrup.
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“i can’t afford lube, i just use my tears”
i really hate this show so much
"pay up" "not yet" is the best joke himym has done...
and lily is right
go home ted
There's a lot riding on this episode of How I Met...
asobbrokeup:
Let’s see how they handle this new Ted/Robin development
a letter to ted mosby
dear ted,
if you fuck this up you will ruin this show.
ps: you’re not the main character
♥
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After a week of cuddling, homework help, and...
the onion is superb
after waking up and throwing up and going to work i have now spent basically my whole day in bed and in my pjs. too bad i have stuff to do.
i diet so well until i start drinking
mmm bagel
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i think my work should have a casual day
so yeah i already wear yoga pants, but i’d like to complete the look with one of my pj tops
(i just wanna stay in bed all day)
i was really happy to go out after work and grab a...
my face is still warm from the shot of honey whiskey
(mostly i just go to school and work so it’s nice to get out… ugh i’m the lamest)
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