a pretty face can have an evil mind

i'm emily. i think i'm a little too eclectic sometimes, but i guess that is okay. i'm kind of a jerk and say "i hate" a lot, but i do like tea, q-tips, coloring,wine, science fiction (but not science), museums, great/good/bad/horrible movies, flowers, food, collages, 50s housewives, dumb jokes, kayaking and i'll think of more.
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it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.
an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

(via queen-of-evrything)



i didn’t do my homework but i did do this

If you don’t think this is hilarious, there is something wrong with you.

(via queen-of-evrything)





this is a goddamn national travesty

also please note that lupita is also up for vote! please vote for both her and laverne!

Benedict Cumberbatch has done literally nothing for culture other than be white and look like he’s permanently in the process of looking into the Ark of the Covenant, but yet he’s almost unanimously being voted as important enough to be included in this list. SMH.

The Reptilian Overthrow has begun. Long prophesied; longer feared. The only thing we can do is fight against it.

Okay so tumblr fixed this, and that’s great but there is definitely a bigger problem here.

there are only 6 women choices under world and they are losing by large margins. i haven’t even looked at u.s. yet.

Everyone has one thing, you think? Everyone’s blessed with one special thing.

(via riverpheenix)


Skyler is brilliant

(via therealdjqualls)



say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

okay then what does it say about me that I immediately thought of the Larry Sanders Show?


this test is dumb because one is hey now and the other is hey now hey nowwwwww

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