a pretty face can have an evil mind

i'm emily. i think i'm a little too eclectic sometimes, but i guess that is okay. i'm kind of a jerk and say "i hate" a lot, but i do like tea, q-tips, coloring,wine, science fiction (but not science), museums, great/good/bad/horrible movies, flowers, food, collages, 50s housewives, dumb jokes, kayaking and i'll think of more.
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Johnny Cash; June Carter Cash,
Carryin' On [Bonus Tracks]

"you say you’re lookin’ for someone to pick you up each time you fall. to gather flowers constantly and to come each time you call, and will love you for your life, and nothin’ more… but it ain’t me, babe."

(via queen-of-evrything)

dirklikesitintheass:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

h my god

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imwithkanye:

#SDCC Welcome to the gun show

citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

(via queen-of-evrything)

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Hank Hill,
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